12 April 2010

One of these does not belong on the header advertising the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach.  I'll let you figure it out.

UPDATE: According to Indycar.com, Johnny Utah/Shane Falco/Computer jesus/that alien dude in that disaster movie is back to defend his title.  Among his competitors, The Tick/David Puddy, Brian Austin Greene, Adrien Brody and Christian Slater.

And, as I've said, Keanu needs to drop some Point Break quotes into his interviews this weekend.  
For instance, in tribute to Patrick Swayze, he could bust out a “Little hand says it’s time to rock and roll,” before the race.

(Tthis quote may need to be used before any IndyCar race from now on.)

Upon passing someone, Keanu needs to drop a “Vaya con Dios, Brah.” (Note: I could also see Marco Andretti doing this.).

And if Keanu won't do it, Point Break quotes need to be worked into Versus’ coverage of Long Beach.


  1. Neo doesn't smile, but Keanu should. So I vote for him.

  2. They replaced last year's ALMS winners with Danica (for awhile there Gil de Ferran and Simon Pagenaud were on the header).

  3. Dario won the race...Keanu won the pro-celeb race...which leaves out The Brand...?

  4. "One of these does not belong on the header"

    Well I see the word "SPEED" up there, so I'll go with that. (Yep. That's a comment-burn alright. Take THAT, Long Beach!!)